Holy car-crash telly. George Takei and Robert Kilroy-Silk head up this jungle slug-fest in a moment. They'll hate each other. Both will hate Esther. Brian Paddick, Martina Navratilova ... Yay for the gays!
Just wait til someone mispronounces George's name. Hissy fit? Phasers on kill, more like. I don't fancy your chances, Kilroy. This man had to deal with the Shat for years and he'll have you yelling, "Beam me outta here".
Who can forget George Galloway's magnificent lesson from the 2006 Celebrity Big Brother series, a masterclass in how to kiss up and kick down. This one promises to be just as brilliant and see me through those cold winter's nights. C'mon guys, don't let me down. Egos on stun.
I quite fancy going on this one myself. Bush Tucker trial? Kangaroo testicles? Witchetty grubs? No prob! Just pass the garlic and the soy sauce and watch me love it.
"Help, I'm A Celebrity. Get Me Out of Here"