tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1244044300216345080.post6253312539231885714..comments2024-03-04T10:20:10.154+00:00Comments on Anna Chen: Madam Miaow Says: Mother Nature's Alien Headfrakk: How Parasitic Wasps Have BabiesMadam Miaowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10237951918529887305noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1244044300216345080.post-71874971642779628472009-07-13T16:21:50.178+01:002009-07-13T16:21:50.178+01:00Mmmm. I seem to recall the saying, 'nature red...Mmmm. I seem to recall the saying, 'nature red in tooth and claw'...<br /><br />Splinty, yeah, read about that before re the tom cat and their prickly penis. <br /><br />Actually those nature programmes voiced by the benign David Attenborough are far far more icky to watch than your average horror film....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1244044300216345080.post-50207790309531811252009-07-13T07:12:35.955+01:002009-07-13T07:12:35.955+01:00I'm sorry Madam Miaow but I've tried all d...I'm sorry Madam Miaow but I've tried all day to delete the offending words. I even went to the computer shop with my computer to see if they could manage. The boys at the shop gave me a bit of a ribbing about my name, 'Mister Divine'. They laughed even louder when they found a message on Penny Red with a man joking about the size of my penis. Yes there were quite a few chuckles in the computer shop this morning. All at my expense.<br /><br />I'll drive to a computer shop in Albury tomorrow. It's about 100 miles away but I fancy a day out.Mr. Divinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07052431203238859217noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1244044300216345080.post-40047127943666428292009-07-12T10:21:33.407+01:002009-07-12T10:21:33.407+01:00Exactly, Mr Divine.
Now, perhaps you would like t...Exactly, Mr Divine.<br /><br />Now, perhaps you would like to delete that post (rather than have me do it) and start again.Madam Miaowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10237951918529887305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1244044300216345080.post-69468624189814725352009-07-12T09:26:32.522+01:002009-07-12T09:26:32.522+01:00Looking back and reflecting on your feelings I wis...Looking back and reflecting on your feelings I wish to offer a more serious apology. Madam Miaow, I greatly admire your writing and sense of purpose. I hope I haven't upset or insulted you in the slightest. In the future I'll pay more attention to your possible feelings.Mr. Divinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07052431203238859217noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1244044300216345080.post-80777476434982407182009-07-12T06:11:33.155+01:002009-07-12T06:11:33.155+01:00I knew I'd be walking the censor's tight r...I knew I'd be walking the censor's tight rope when I included this line. <br /><br />Sorry if any offense came your way... I did make it up for you at the end!Mr. Divinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07052431203238859217noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1244044300216345080.post-25818532389506012482009-07-12T01:48:12.377+01:002009-07-12T01:48:12.377+01:00Mr Divine, don't you think the "pile of s...Mr Divine, don't you think the "pile of shit" comment is asking for a banning period?Madam Miaowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10237951918529887305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1244044300216345080.post-17075548830178433242009-07-12T01:32:13.582+01:002009-07-12T01:32:13.582+01:00The parasitic wasps immediate endeavour appears to...The parasitic wasps immediate endeavour appears to be a quick flight to the nearest cat. It is drawn by the barbs on the penis of the male cat. The wasps go in on droves and the penis becomes enflamed the size of an elongated bannana.<br /><br />Another hoard of wasps (Viagara 4) go after female cats especially those sitting on a computer writing a pile of shit about the 2 second barrier. These wasps sting the arse of the computer cats. And give the cat a double wink wink when they leave.<br /><br /> It is very painful at first and there is lots of screeeeechings going on. After 2 hours, however, the sting becomes a Viagara force field. The cat now enters a period of pure pleasure. It purrs softly but later gets tangled up in absolute gobbley-d-guck. And if the cat could say something it would say , " Oh divine .. divine.'Mr. Divinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07052431203238859217noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1244044300216345080.post-51353740660161848152009-07-12T01:08:46.218+01:002009-07-12T01:08:46.218+01:00I guess a blow job's out of the question, then...I guess a blow job's out of the question, then. (Er, cat to cat, that is.)Madam Miaowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10237951918529887305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1244044300216345080.post-2021335412004143272009-07-12T00:49:53.938+01:002009-07-12T00:49:53.938+01:00Ewww!
Did you know a cat's penis is covered i...Ewww!<br /><br />Did you know a cat's penis is covered in thousands of tiny barbs? That's why female cats are so noisy when mating - it ain't pleasure...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com