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Thursday, 22 July 2010
Recall of hollow-point bullets which fail to explode flesh: The Onion
The Onion reports on Steel Hawk Inc's defective batch of ammunition which "may not properly shred internal organs". Steel Hawk CEO promises the "long-shreddingest" bullets ever.
"Some of these defective bullets can leave an exit wound as small as a plum. That is unacceptable."
Dry. Very dry.
Hat tip John Booth
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ReplyDeleteI am lost for words, whatever next high velocity bullets that aren't hig velocity enough and the rearanging of internal organs doesn't go far enough?
ReplyDeleteOops! Gwei Mui, The Onion is a brilliant satirical site.
ReplyDeleteBut, yes, the fact that these things are actually manufactured is revolting and as degenerate as you can get.
ReplyDeleteForever thinking up new fabulous ways to kill people.
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