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Monday, 1 June 2009

Dalai Lama the Teenager: it's so unfair!


Pity the poor Dalai Lama. For twenty years his followers have been grooming his chosen reincarnation of a spiritual leader and treating him like a god ever since they found him as a three-year old in Granada. And what does the little ingrate go and do? He discovers girls 'n' football and now won't sport a shaven head as a mark of his holiness, but wears it long like like his peers instead.

"They took me away from my family and stuck me in a medieval situation in which I suffered a great deal," said Osel Hita Torres.

They also made him live next to Richard Gere. Ker-rist! Can he sue?

Anyhow, good to know that all the Chinese have to do with the next one is swamp him with Playstations and telly and that's Tibet sorted.

4 comments:

duriandave said...

LOL! That's karma for you.

Robert said...

who can blame him, girls keep you warm in a cold winter, and they can be exciting when they cook clean and wash your feet. joking.

DAVE BONES said...

A friend of mine was partying with him in Goa when all the party scene was kicking off. Just a normal guy apparently

DAVE BONES said...

Reading the story again I don't think it was that llama it was the llama from Seattle. Too many Llamas running around

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