Thursday, 22 July 2010

Recall of hollow-point bullets which fail to explode flesh: The Onion



The Onion reports on Steel Hawk Inc's defective batch of ammunition which "may not properly shred internal organs". Steel Hawk CEO promises the "long-shreddingest" bullets ever.

"Some of these defective bullets can leave an exit wound as small as a plum. That is unacceptable."

Dry. Very dry.

Hat tip John Booth

8 comments:

VenerableSage said...

Doncha just HATE it when that happens?

Gwei Mui said...

I am lost for words, whatever next high velocity bullets that aren't hig velocity enough and the rearanging of internal organs doesn't go far enough?

Madam Miaow said...

Oops! Gwei Mui, The Onion is a brilliant satirical site.

Madam Miaow said...

But, yes, the fact that these things are actually manufactured is revolting and as degenerate as you can get.

Forever thinking up new fabulous ways to kill people.

Gwei Mui said...

new look, like the transparency of the blog front feels less crowded for the presentation lookin good

Madam Miaow said...

Thanks, Gwei Mui. I think it's a lot prettier than the bland dots.

Anonymous said...

Indeed it such a beautiful re-vamped blog. Lovely to look at and the colours work so well. :)

Madam Miaow said...

Thanks, Harpy. x

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