Thursday, 22 July 2010
Recall of hollow-point bullets which fail to explode flesh: The Onion
The Onion reports on Steel Hawk Inc's defective batch of ammunition which "may not properly shred internal organs". Steel Hawk CEO promises the "long-shreddingest" bullets ever.
"Some of these defective bullets can leave an exit wound as small as a plum. That is unacceptable."
Dry. Very dry.
Hat tip John Booth